The Mighty Nimrod - (Written by Joe)

"Wabbit season,duck season,wabbit season,duck season....." No, It's deer season!

As autumn changes our gardens to bare patches of earth it also transforms the forests around us from green impenetrable jungles to colorful,crunchy brown places of mystery and then to soft,quiet glens lit by the graying fall skies and defined by bare trunks and branches standing tall and still, awaiting spring. Into this new land stalks the hunter.

The deer hunters 12 step program for success......

Step 1. Think like a deer.......

Step 2. Go where a deer would go.....

Step 3. Be there when they are there also....

Step 4. Don't let em see ya!

Step 5. Be vewwy quiet!

Step 6. Don't forget to breathe.....

Step 7. Ask the deer to come along quietly so that nobody needs to get hurt.

Step 8. When the deer laughs at you.....start shooting.

Step 9. Don't be surprised if the deer sticks it's tongue out at you when you're not looking.

Step 10. Simmer in a large pan with onions,garlic and butter! Yummmmm!

Step 11. Not everyone can eat a whole deer at one sitting, so you should be prepared to divide it into smaller portions and have a little extra freezer space available.

Step 12. Repeat.....
Good luck!